Mr. M. Mister
Roguish Renegade
BEHOLD! I have the Skywalker complex!
Posts: 98
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on Nov 17, 2004 16:03:58 GMT -5
For all you who are like me and need evrything spelled out twice for you, this is for you to spew out quotes on the spur of the moment, as long as they relate to S.f.t.H.G. But even still, [glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]I[/shadow][/glow]will give an example: Bedivere:Now, we Know that wood floats. What else floats? Citizen 1:Teny, tiny rocks? Citizen 2:Apples! Arther:A duck! (citizen 1 and 2:    Bediver:Yes, a duck!..... |
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 18, 2004 13:46:31 GMT -5
Pardon me JBF, but I believe the Quoter-in-Chief of SFTHG is Alameth. I tell you, she can do those qoutes better than anyone else I've ever seen. But I am a Holy Grail fan too.
"Come, you are in grave peril!"
"Oh, I can face the peril..."
"No! No man can face THAT peril!"
"Just a little more peril..."
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Nov 18, 2004 15:55:12 GMT -5
Hmm... I like that... <muses> "Quoter-in-Chief"....
"If I went around calling myself Emperor, just because some dame in a pond had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!!!"
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 18, 2004 19:32:07 GMT -5
Don't get any ideas....
"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! You see this right here? This is what I'm all about!"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Nov 19, 2004 6:15:12 GMT -5
Ideas? Moi? ;D
"Old woman!"
"I'm not a woman."
"Well, Old man, then."
"I'm not old."
"Well, what am I supposed to call you then? I can't just call you 'Man'."
"You could call me Denis."
"Well, I didn't know you were called Denis."
"Well, you didn't bother to ask, now did you?"
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 19, 2004 16:59:30 GMT -5
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons!"
"Who are the Britons?"
"You are, we all are. And I am your King!"
"Well I didn't vote for you!"
"You don't vote for a king..."
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Nov 19, 2004 17:40:27 GMT -5
"Look! It's the old man from Scene 24!"
"What's he doing here?"
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 19, 2004 17:50:48 GMT -5
"You see much that is hidden, Oh Tim."
"Quite..."
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Nov 19, 2004 17:53:54 GMT -5
"A Grrrrrrrail?"
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 19, 2004 17:59:13 GMT -5
"The castle aaargh!"
"Aaaaargh...."
"oooh!"
"No no, aaaargh, in the back of the throat."
"No, oooh! As in shock and alarm."
"Oh, oooh!"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Nov 20, 2004 16:42:21 GMT -5
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt??"
"....I got better."
"I'm not a witch, they dressed me up like this!"
"Did you dress her up like that?"
"No! No, well, yeah, a bit. A bit. We did do the nose. And the hat. But she has got a wart."
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 21, 2004 13:00:13 GMT -5
"Bad, bad naughty Zoot!"
"What are you doing?"
"Attacking you!"
"You silly (censored), your arm's off!"
"No it isn't"
"Yes it is, its right there."
"Oh, I've had worse...c'mon you pansy!"
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Post by middleearthmouse on Nov 21, 2004 13:22:57 GMT -5
"alright, we'll call it a draw."
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Nov 24, 2004 14:35:18 GMT -5
Pie Iesu domine <whop> dona eis requiem. <whop> Pie Iesu domine <whop>
dona eis requiem. <whop>
Pie Iesu domine <whop> dona eis requiem. <whop>
.........
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 24, 2004 15:06:38 GMT -5
"...At the castle aaaaaaargh... Aaaaargh? Is there a castle Aaaargh?"
"Perhaps he died before he could write the name of the castle."
"Yes, but if you're dying, you wouldn't write out 'Aaaaaaargh', you'd just say it!"
"Perhaps he was dictating"
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"Bring out your dead! <thud-like clong> Bring out your dead! <thudish clong>"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Nov 24, 2004 15:28:58 GMT -5
"And they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels, and there was great rejoicing."
"Yaaaay."
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"Suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack! The monster was gone, and the search for the Holy Grail could continue."
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 30, 2004 15:11:05 GMT -5
Actually it was
"They were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing. <unenthusiatically> Yaaay..."
"Bad, bad naughty Zoot!"
"I'm not dead!"
"Oh, you will be shortly.."
"I'm feeling much better now."
"This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Nov 30, 2004 19:06:01 GMT -5
"See you next Thursday!"
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"Who's the Britons?"
"Well, we all are, and I am your King."
"King? I didn't vote for you."
"You don't vote for kings!"
"How'd you get to be king, then?"
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 1, 2004 19:39:13 GMT -5
"<musically> He's going to tell! "
"I just want to..sing!"
"No, no, stop that! No singing!"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Dec 9, 2004 16:29:36 GMT -5
"What an eccentric performance."
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"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"It's only a model."
"Shh!"
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 9, 2004 16:31:08 GMT -5
"And the aptly named...Sir not-appearing-in-this-film!"
"The brave Sir Robin who nearly fought the vicious chicken of Bristol! And who personally wet himself at the battle of Pelentia"
"I think I've soiled my armor!"
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 9, 2004 16:33:41 GMT -5
"The Bridge of Death!!"
"What is the average wing speed velocity of a swallow?"
"African or European?"
"I don't know that! AAAHHHHHH!"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Dec 9, 2004 16:34:20 GMT -5
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"Not at all. They could be carried."
"A swallow carry a coconut?!"
"It could grip it by the husk."
"It's not a matter of where it grips it, it's a simple matter of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!"
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 9, 2004 16:37:47 GMT -5
" You mother was a hamster and your father smelled of Elderberries!"
"ferme le bouche"
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Mr. M. Mister
Roguish Renegade
BEHOLD! I have the Skywalker complex!
Posts: 98
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on Dec 14, 2004 7:07:07 GMT -5
"Now we are the nights who say_____*IckyIckyptangzpowmum______(in back round),Ne!NE!NE!NE!, and now you do two things: first, you must find.....anothe shrubery!! just alittle bit higher so we have a two step appearance{sp?} with alittle path running down the middle, A PATH!! A PATH!! A PATH!! A PATH!! .Second, you must cut down the largest tree inthe forest with.....a herring! "
"It cant be done.!"
"AAAHHH! Don't say that word again!"
"What word?"
"I cannot say, except that it is one of the words the nights of ne cannot hear."
*{Thanks sam (He!Ne!He!Ne!He!Ne!He!Ne!He!Ne!)}
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Mr. M. Mister
Roguish Renegade
BEHOLD! I have the Skywalker complex!
Posts: 98
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on Dec 14, 2004 7:10:09 GMT -5
"aah! I said 'it'!Aah! I said it again! Aah! I said 'it' Aah! ............"
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 14, 2004 7:12:06 GMT -5
"We are the knights who say 'Ni!' Keepers of the sacred words Ni, Ptang, and Nuuuwom!"
"We are no longer the Knights of Ni, we are now the Knights who say IckyIckyptangzpowmum..."
"We can't do that! It's rediculous!"
<moaning in background>
"Do not speak that word!"
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 14, 2004 7:18:35 GMT -5
"We're knights of the round table
We dance whene'er we're able
We eat good swine, and dance in line
And impersonate Clark Gable"
"I have to push the pram a looooot"
"On second thought, let's not go there. 'Tis a silly place."
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Post by middleearthmouse on Dec 15, 2004 7:24:06 GMT -5
"...The most viciouscreature you saw,with nasty Big pointy teeth!"<growling sounds>
"What an animated presentation."
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Post by middleearthmouse on Dec 15, 2004 7:27:42 GMT -5
corrections: Ideas? Moi? ;D "Old woman!" "I'm not a woman." "<A. about to speak>" "I'm 37." "Well, what am I supposed to call you then? I can't just call you 'Man'." "You could call me Denis." "Well, I didn't know you were called Denis." "Well, you didn't bother to ask, now did you?" continues:"I did say sorry about the old woman" <get's on his preverbial soapbox>"..." |
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