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Post by steel_lily on Dec 15, 2004 15:16:31 GMT -5
Middle Earth Mouse: "...The most viciouscreature you saw,with nasty Big pointy teeth!"<growling sounds> "What an animated presentation." I believe the second quote is "What an eccentric performance!"
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Post by middleearthmouse on Dec 16, 2004 6:50:31 GMT -5
O,yes, well,sorry about that, I get a little carried away some times.
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 16, 2004 7:41:26 GMT -5
I as well.
"Sir Robin bravely ran away! Brave Brave Brave! When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned tail and fled..."
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Post by middleearthmouse on Dec 22, 2004 7:52:43 GMT -5
Bed."Now, what do we burn apart from witches?" Persevering Prosecuter#1."MORE WITCHES!" P.P.#2.<slaps #1>"Wood?" B."Exactly!..."
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 26, 2004 18:08:55 GMT -5
"So how do we tell if she is a witch?" "Build a bridge out of 'er!" "Ahh, but can we not also build bridges out of stone?" "Oh...right..."
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Dec 30, 2004 11:06:24 GMT -5
"You're using coconuts!" "What?" "You've got two empty halves of coconut, and you're bangin' them together!"
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 30, 2004 11:08:35 GMT -5
"What an annoying person"
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Post by middleearthmouse on Dec 30, 2004 16:46:59 GMT -5
"Can I speak to him!?" "An African swalow could." "But their not migratory." "O ya...two could carry it between them!" "Yes yes!..." <clop clop-clop clop clop-clop...>
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 31, 2004 17:24:37 GMT -5
"It could grip it by the husk!" "Its not a matter of where it grips it, its a simple matter of weight ratios. A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut!"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Dec 31, 2004 19:51:04 GMT -5
"What an eccentric performance."
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Post by steel_lily on Jan 1, 2005 11:20:18 GMT -5
"What else floats in water?" "Churches!"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Jan 1, 2005 19:43:12 GMT -5
"Gravy!" "Lead!"
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Post by soldieroftruth on Jan 2, 2005 4:41:35 GMT -5
"Did you dress her up like this?" "... Um... Yes... no... a bit... yes... she has got a wart." "Why do you think she is a witch?" "She turned me into a newt. "A newt?" <silence as everybody stares at him> "I got better" "Burn her away!"
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Mr. M. Mister
Roguish Renegade
BEHOLD! I have the Skywalker complex!
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on Jan 2, 2005 13:06:49 GMT -5
"Verry small rocks?"
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Post by steel_lily on Jan 2, 2005 18:24:39 GMT -5
"Old bread!"
"Bad, bad, naughty Zoot!"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Jan 2, 2005 18:40:31 GMT -5
"I'll bet you're gay." "I am not!"
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Post by steel_lily on Jan 2, 2005 19:52:57 GMT -5
"I soiled my armor I was so scared!"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Jun 11, 2005 13:59:20 GMT -5
"If I were to go around, calling myself Emperor, just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
"I thought we were living on a socio-anarchal commune." "You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship!"
"Help, help! I'm being repressed!" "Bloody peasant!" "Oh, that's a dead giveaway. Did you hear that? You saw him repressing me, didn't you?"
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Post by steel_lily on Jun 14, 2005 12:48:38 GMT -5
"See?See? This is what I'm all about!"
"Old woman!" "Man" "What?" "I'm a man." "Oh, sorry. Old man!" "I'm thirty-seven." "What was that?" "I'm thirty-seven, I'm not old." "Well I can't just go around calling you 'man'!" "You could call me Dennis." "Well I didn't know you were called Dennis!"
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Post by Mouche8 on Aug 30, 2005 12:12:05 GMT -5
"What harsh world we live in when random roughiens can say 'ni' to old women."
"nuuuu....nuuuu" "You're saying it wrong. Ni." "nnuu."
"What is your favorite color?" "Blue...I mean yellow!"
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