Bert vs. Superman

[Kirke]

Okay, so, let's see if I can remember how to do this...Bert challenges, and I accept, so I get the right to suggest the arena, weapons/powers limitations, and battle mod choice...as well as number of turns.

But Bert can argue all that if he likes. And probably will. N00b.

Arena: Utah salt flats, you can see 50 miles every way and it's all flat and hard.

Weapons/powers limitations: None. ;D

Before I go into characters...Bert, do you want to do a theme battle? Star Wars themed, LOTR themed, superhero themed...you saw it done at Star Wars Rewritten, brotha.

We could do the Master Chief vs. Samus...

Number of turns: Until battle mod(s) decide winner based on ingenuity/bias/boredom/being drunk.

Battle Mod suggestion: Alameth! She's very unbiased. -pokes Alameth-

[Alameth of the Iron Fist]

I'd tend to disagree with being unbiased, but if y'all agree that I must be it, I shall do my best.

Don't get upset, Jamie-poo, if I in my unbiasedness decide that thy cousin has bested you.

[Kirke]

I assumed you'd decide he was the winner just to tease me!

So we shall see.