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Post by rose_in_misery on Mar 20, 2005 21:52:17 GMT -5
That's awful!!! Sounds like something my dad would tell... he s cats. And I resent those blond jokes. I feel personally targeted. It will take YEARS of therapy to work this out!!! Look what you've done!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Post by middleearthmouse on Apr 6, 2005 15:39:58 GMT -5
This is something that "Eddy" will and Steel should know: ..."But it's wrong Jeared[or however you spell his name] John F. Kenedy did not shoot Abraham Lincon." "Sure...that's what they want you to think! He's so narrow minded, to him two+two always,always equals four!" "never mind...!!" that wasn't quite wright was it "Eddy". please feel free to correct me nicely.
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Apr 6, 2005 16:40:13 GMT -5
You're combining two of them. I don't exactly remember the second one, but the first one goes like this:
"I can't believe Mr. Johnson didn't give me credit for number twenty-four." "It was wrong, Jared." "It's totally a matter of opinion!" "It's not a matter of opinion! John F. Kennedy did not shoot Abraham Lincoln!" "Sure. That's what they want you to think."
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Post by Jareth on Apr 25, 2005 22:29:57 GMT -5
THAT'S FROM ADVENTURES IN ODESSEY!!!!!! ;D I used to be totally obsessed with that thing. If Jared was real, I'd probably hang out with him... -Blader
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Post by ElementFire on May 14, 2005 20:17:57 GMT -5
Oh, what a terrible duo that would make...
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Post by Jareth on May 15, 2005 23:33:48 GMT -5
we could be, the LORDS OF CHAOS!!! -Blader
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Post by ElementFire on May 16, 2005 21:37:45 GMT -5
more like Lords of Practical Jokes and Puns
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Post by steel_lily on May 18, 2005 7:38:44 GMT -5
I'm big on situational puns. I remember this one time...I was helping to organize the Prop Room during strike for The Heiress. We had a pun war, and it was much fun.
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Post by ElementFire on May 18, 2005 13:26:17 GMT -5
My dad and my grandfather do the worst puns, they'll say something, and then they smile and you realize that what they said made sense, but as a pun.
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Post by Jareth on May 18, 2005 18:04:36 GMT -5
i know... it is so annoying....
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Post by ElementFire on Jun 3, 2005 17:59:57 GMT -5
Not really annoying, but amusing, especially when they're together.
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Jun 3, 2005 18:48:12 GMT -5
I know a few people like that.....myself being one.
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Post by Kirke on Jun 6, 2005 10:22:13 GMT -5
Ballerinas are always on their toes...why not just get taller ballerinas? I'm a peripheral visionary. Wouldn't it stink if you were walking down the street when your eyeglass prescription ran out?
You know those little ultrasonic whistles you put on your car to keep deer away so you don't run them over? Well I used to have them installed backwards....those were the days...a giant herd of deer chasing my car down the street...
I just got skylights installed at my place. The people above me are furious!
Y'know how big the ocean is, how much water is in there? Well I was watching TV and I saw how many sponges are in there. You ever wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there? That just kills me.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
I once knew a fellow who had to go to a minimum-security prison; they made him wear a whiffle ball and chain...
Another buddy of mine got busted for counterfeiting pennies. Seems they caught him because he was putting the heads and tails on the wrong sides of the coin...
Last week I told my girlfriend I was going out for a walk. She asked how long I'd be gone, and I said: "The whole time."
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Post by ElementFire on Jun 8, 2005 15:49:14 GMT -5
lol ;D
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