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Post by Kirke on Apr 13, 2006 21:12:52 GMT -5
I am all pied up you girlie-people!
-lifts a pie the size of a Ford Excursion engine block and tosses it at some random individual other than Alameth-
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on Apr 14, 2006 9:32:42 GMT -5
Whew! That was close. <returns fire with his pieades and hits puddleglum square in the chest and sends him on a trip across town>
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Mr. M. Mister
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on Apr 15, 2006 12:56:59 GMT -5
<a small object is seen in the sky. said object is rapidly becoming larger (though not too large)> Muhahaha!! i shall join the pie wars as well!!! the first person to throw a pie at me is my enemy, and all their cohorts as well!! simply anounce your cohorts and they shall be pummled too.
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on Apr 15, 2006 14:59:27 GMT -5
<picks up a new larger style of pieade and loads and fires it at his bro> c'mon Thenin! lets get 'im!
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Post by st1_Emrys on Apr 15, 2006 22:06:03 GMT -5
wouldn't that be piemulled jbf?
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Post by Thenin on Apr 16, 2006 8:43:52 GMT -5
::aims pieket launcher at Just be Freaky and fires off two shots:: "Rats, got to reload."
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on Apr 17, 2006 12:20:24 GMT -5
"piemulled"? what did you mean by that?
Any way......... <cries to get the mouse off his guard then sneeks up be him and dumps a generous number of crap pies on his head><whips pies at thenin while said member reloads>
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on Apr 17, 2006 16:29:35 GMT -5
Piemul: noun/verb, to pummel with pies. Past tence: piemulled. <mouse then jumps into nearby pie filling lake to washoff and hits freak again and again with pieades> "'Take that!' rbaty!"
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Post by preachpeanut on Apr 28, 2006 14:14:35 GMT -5
::puts antipie field around Thenin:: Not so fast! ::aims pie thrower at just be freaky and fires::
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on Apr 29, 2006 9:57:47 GMT -5
In the midst of ducking and dodging a generous number of pies seem to have lodged themselves on The Freak. For some reason he finds some of his mother's best rubarb and apple pies (home made all around!!! from scratch! hhhhhhooooo!!!!!!!!!!) in amongst some of preach's barage. His rath strats to come to a boil as he glares at preach. " For my mother's pies!!" You want to guess how many krapy, inferior, and generally gross store-bought pies are going to go into this charg? Hmm?
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Post by preachpeanut on Apr 29, 2006 10:31:11 GMT -5
::reloads thrower with blackberry pies:: "It's preachpeanut!" ::fires thrower::
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Post by Kirke on May 4, 2006 11:41:31 GMT -5
-takes a pie in the shape of the Greek letter "pi" and flings it at Freak-
(+12 attack for good Irony value)
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on May 5, 2006 10:35:22 GMT -5
I told B he shouldn't have joined the War. now it's like everybody vs. B.<chuckes a pie at b>
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on May 9, 2006 9:48:55 GMT -5
<Grabs a few cluster pie shells, jumps into his plane, and prcedes to bomb the rest of piedom all while trailing a banner saying "How ya like that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!">
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on May 11, 2006 11:08:07 GMT -5
verry nicely thank you, seeing as you bombed your own base, and your plane is too slow to folow my direction changing so it missedmebyamile. lol. you suck!
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on May 16, 2006 15:10:14 GMT -5
I don't have a base! And their bombs it's impossible for you to be missed! any way.... ,hehehehem. <procedes to throw a myltitude of pitomic pies at Mr. "You suck".>
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on May 17, 2006 8:39:21 GMT -5
All your base are belong to us.
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on May 20, 2006 9:02:51 GMT -5
Ouch! you said that they are cluster-type piombs! Those are only a little more powerful that an pieade: very easy to miss you target.
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on May 21, 2006 9:26:17 GMT -5
have you ever seen the destruction caused by cluster bombs? This map shows the area of Trafalgar Square, London. It illustrates the radius of the bomblets. One cluster bomb could spread bomblets covering the red area. <chucks another pie at the mouse in victory dance.>
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Post by heyyou on May 23, 2006 21:48:43 GMT -5
*Sets up super pie launcher, made by ACNE, thus, absolutely effective!* *Aims at site of cluster bomb launching*
FIRE! or PEANUT BUTTER PIE! (Ooo, sticky!)
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on May 24, 2006 6:58:44 GMT -5
*pppppttthhh!!* <spits out pie guts> Wow! that was........ sticky. but very good! I love pb. so I'll do a like favor for you. <takes up several gigantic pies of the pineapple variety and chucks them at Miss you>
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Post by Kirke on May 24, 2006 10:32:47 GMT -5
"*Sets up super pie launcher, made by ACNE, thus, absolutely effective!*"
Are you sure you don't mean ACME? Or do you really mean that the pie was made by acne vulgaris? Because that's a whole new level of gross...
-whips out a pie that was baked by Vin Diesel, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, pitied by Mr. T, and throws it on the ground in the middle of everyone, blasting such a perfect display of pieness that the fabric of the universe begins to unravel-
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on May 24, 2006 11:49:08 GMT -5
Quick! Mom! get your needle and thread!!<throw's a carmel pie at the universe to keep it together>
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on May 24, 2006 15:33:24 GMT -5
we must all join in if we are to keep this thing together!!! <takes apple pie filling (from the store, of course. that stuff's very sticky when cold.) and begins to patch up this ol' universe back together>
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Post by steel_lily on May 25, 2006 0:51:26 GMT -5
Hrmmm <begins to hum Tibetan Pie Monk chants> I...invoke the power of the All and Only....my master....whose name shall not be said... <breaks into wild, unearthly noises> <fabric of universe is scared back into submission>
Now...where was I? Ah yes....the Newcomer's Welcome....<drops p-bomb on heyyou's head, causing the infamous whipped-cream cloud> Hey you!
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Post by heyyou on May 25, 2006 3:14:06 GMT -5
(*cringes* Wow, of all typos...I apologize. Yes, it should have beed labeled ACME.)
*ducks away from pineapple pies* I've never heard of those before...if they taste like the fruit, then I should return the favor by chucking an old, soggy apple pie back at you. Why not? *chucks pie composed of rotting apples at freaky*
Whipped cream?! Dare you!? Really now, *chucks a string of somewhat burnt pies at Steel Lily.* Mm. homemade.
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Post by Mr. M. Mister on May 25, 2006 17:16:36 GMT -5
i don't know about pineapple pies. i neaver had one, it was just the first friut that came to mind. and home made pies are good for evrything but chucking at miss steel.
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on May 26, 2006 8:21:46 GMT -5
(Yo, would you cut it out with the marquee? Next one of those I see, I'm fixing. It's stupidly hard to read.)
<chucks ridiculously huge pies at heyyou and steel_lily, causing them to be quite buried> HA! Take THAT!
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Post by steel_lily on May 26, 2006 12:10:54 GMT -5
<emerges from midst of enormous pile of pie (would that be a "pie"- le?) with vaccum. Sucks contents of pie thrown at self and heyyou and unleashes contents upon Alameth by switching vaccum into reverse overdrive powered by particle accelerators> No....you take it!
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on May 27, 2006 17:46:46 GMT -5
<mutters> Blast...... <hastily assembles a Force-wall to block the whipped cream>
<ponders> Hmm.....blast.... <lightbulb!>
<unleashes massive pieclear fusion reaction involving steel_lily's DNA with a mere glance of my super-pie eyes> MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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