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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Jul 25, 2005 10:33:58 GMT -5
<fires spell-check Tazer at mouse> HA!! YOU ARE VANQUISHED!!!!!!
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on Jul 28, 2005 7:03:25 GMT -5
Ha!But I am also a sith! and sith are not affected by "tazers" or stun guns! "Spell Check" or otherwise
(see The Courtship of Princes Leia)
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Post by Kirke on Aug 5, 2005 16:53:20 GMT -5
Well, being Superman.........-lifts pie the size of the great Wall of China and covers everything for a 42-mile radius in whipped cream and pie guts-
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on Aug 6, 2005 7:41:27 GMT -5
<starts eating way out...50 minutes later:> I'm stuffed! Thanks!
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Post by Kirke on Aug 7, 2005 11:07:47 GMT -5
Ah-ha, but I reveal my super weapon: a 90-trillion watt sound system playing nothing but MINNIE RIPPERTON FOR ALL ETERNITY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on Aug 9, 2005 7:11:21 GMT -5
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! and I left my earplugs at home to! Oh well, here goes nothin'!<chucks pie at sound system. it fizels and smokes>
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Post by preachpeanut on Oct 30, 2005 21:44:42 GMT -5
preachpeanut looks in and tosses a pie at no one in particular.
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Post by st1_Emrys on Oct 30, 2005 22:21:17 GMT -5
be careful where you throw those things dangit.
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Post by Kirke on Oct 31, 2005 9:51:40 GMT -5
The Grammaton Cleric uses his pie skills to fling a pie straight into the next posters' eyes! With style!
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Oct 31, 2005 10:35:46 GMT -5
<boldly takes a pie to the face> You're going to have to pay for that.......
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Post by Kirke on Nov 2, 2005 8:21:21 GMT -5
Uh-oh! -offers you a hanky- Sorry, m'love, you know I can't resist a good pie throwing...
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Nov 2, 2005 16:59:35 GMT -5
<hurls a very whipped-creamy pie at Cleric> You're forgiven! <grins>
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Post by st1_Emrys on Nov 2, 2005 21:52:18 GMT -5
from above the pie-ous shall receive their just reward <throws a 3.00 kg pie into the air with a force of 15.0 Newtons at an angle of 36.0 degrees to the horizontal> I wonder where/when it will land?
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Post by Kirke on Nov 4, 2005 8:35:50 GMT -5
-wipes cream off face- Ye gods! A 3.00 kg pie heading with a force of 15 newtons at an angle of 36 degrees? What kind of a wimp throws at 36 degrees?!?!?!? -launches Newton himself at the pie to bring it down before it can cause harm- Sorry, my dear Isaac, but I had to do it! My mouth was a broken JPEG!
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Post by st1_Emrys on Nov 5, 2005 16:30:12 GMT -5
<Launches the pie euclid was eating with the force of 15.0 newtons at 60 degrees to the horizontal after multiplying the sine of 60 and the original force as well as the cosine, discovering the correct horizontal and vertical velocities> I wonder if sitting on the pie would be an inertial or noninertial frame of reference... sorry Newton ole pal.
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Post by pyrotactics on Nov 5, 2005 20:46:30 GMT -5
*screams I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!*
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 6, 2005 17:34:29 GMT -5
<Using mad lighting skills, illuminates the hidden pie of Arimathea> <Angel chorus> <Then, using insane knowledge of special effects, blows the pie up, covering all and sundry with gooey flaming pie bits> I win.
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Post by st1_Emrys on Nov 6, 2005 23:25:29 GMT -5
mmmm microwaves.
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Post by Kirke on Nov 7, 2005 10:02:41 GMT -5
BWAHAHAHAHA! You do not win! For I have developed the revolutionary new Pie Shield, made of next-generation space-age technologically-advanced materials, namely plywood and aluminum foil to make it look all shiney!
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Nov 7, 2005 14:43:24 GMT -5
My clone, if you win, then I win as well. So there! You cannot win singlehandedly! <flings pies all around just for fun, decimiating Cleric's Pie Shield> Whups. Sorry, loverboy...
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 7, 2005 20:31:31 GMT -5
<takes advantage of the moment to explode another pie, this time it passes Cleric's shield and covers him in gooey, flaming pie bits.> Thanks, my clone. That was a wonderful distraction.
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Post by Kirke on Nov 8, 2005 7:24:20 GMT -5
Good heavens! Betrayed by my lover! -commits pie seppuku-
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Post by preachpeanut on Nov 8, 2005 11:57:10 GMT -5
preachpeanut decides to join war whole-heartedly and throws pie at steel lily.
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 8, 2005 12:09:42 GMT -5
<ducks pie> HA!
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Post by preachpeanut on Nov 10, 2005 12:24:01 GMT -5
preachpeanut ducks an unidentified thrown object and sees Cleric trying to kill himself with a pie. "You aren't seriously going to give up that easily?"
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 10, 2005 17:16:50 GMT -5
Perhaps that's his Clerical code. Pieshido?
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Nov 12, 2005 6:46:37 GMT -5
Betrayed?! No, love, no, it was an accident!! I need you, don't leave me!!!!! <ahem> <utters a fierce battle-cry and charges into the fray, flinging pies every which way>
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 12, 2005 11:47:53 GMT -5
<laughs insanely and hits the deck, dodging pies.> That's enough of that! <Takes out cans of whipped cream and charges the charging Alameth, spraying whipped cream in her face.> Mwah ha haaa! <Sprays a whipped cream "Z" on Alameth's fallen form.>
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Post by preachpeanut on Nov 15, 2005 8:08:29 GMT -5
"Ha! Beware, steel lily!"
preachpeanut charges after said member and powers up her purple pie saber.
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Post by steel_lily on Nov 15, 2005 12:09:21 GMT -5
<turns and sprays whipped cream in the face of the charging member.>
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