A few fun quotes...

[rose_in_misery]

Hey guys... a friend sent me these goofy quotes!!! lol... ;D



"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried."
"Don't steal, the government s competition."
"As I lay looking up at the stars last night, I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?!'"
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."
"Hug your kids at home and belt them in the car."
"Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?"
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"To err is human, to moo, bovine."
"The facts, though interesting, are irrelevant."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Roses are red/violets are blue/Sugar is sweet/And so are you...The roses are wilted/The violets are /The sugar is lumpy/And so is your head."

[Jareth]

*chuckles* ;D
-Blader

[rose_in_misery]

Thank you. I was beginning to think I had lost all ability to be funny whatsoever...

[Jareth]

naw,

[Thenin]

I have a few I like.

Be more cheerful...MORE!!!

I'm crazy. The voices inside my head told me so.

[ElementFire]

I got one of these from a friend and the other from his t-shirt.

Lost in thought... send a search party

Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

[Alameth of the Iron Fist]

I'm not paranoid!! Which one of my enemies told you that?!

[steel_lily]

I'm not psychotic, just incredibly alert!

Oh crud, you're going to try to cheer me up, aren't you?

[Alameth of the Iron Fist]

It's all a conspiracy!!!

[steel_lily]

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[Kirke]

"In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory."

"If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!"

"My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'"

"I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt."

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

[Jareth]

perhaps that should be in Random Quotes.