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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on Mar 15, 2006 12:28:30 GMT -5
Once apon a time, in a land far far away, there lived a little man named, lalala. He was the child of Boby Proudfoot. His god-mother was a little animated girl from a Disney movie who some how found her way into the 3D world.
The first year of his life, lalala (his father could not think up a better name and his mother died in child birth, but his god-mother liked it, so it stuck) was a a very happy child, but one day, in his second year of life, his father went out hunting and didn't come back. Lalala was not stupid, however he always did as he was told(it was a family trait), he knew that the Powerful Narator was back. He went to see his god-mother to ask her what he should do....
psst, steel, it's your turn
There, the ball is rolling, who wants to get on the train?
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Post by Kirke on Mar 16, 2006 10:31:45 GMT -5
I only have a question: How does a three-dimensional being conceive with a two-dimensional being?
I'm seeing basic difficulties with a couple of things there...
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Post by st1_Emrys on Mar 16, 2006 15:37:44 GMT -5
I think your difficulties are disturbing. Let the poor boy tell his story.
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Post by Kirke on Mar 16, 2006 15:58:53 GMT -5
I am glad the difficulty of gravity did not disturb Sir Isaac Newton!
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on Mar 17, 2006 15:44:03 GMT -5
Ehem, any way...
MUAHAHAHA!!! I am back, after that extended vacation in Florida, and more powerful than before! Example: Boby, will you let your son find and rescue you?
"If he asks me to."
Um, ignore that one, I'm a little out of practice. Lets try again: Boby, will you eat this delicous banana?
"Sure!"
That's more like it. Now that we have that cleared up, we can continue the story.
I have returned as has been said before, and I came after Boby again and this time will not be foiled by some 2D Disney caractor. Boby will be mine forever and I will make millions off of him, you'll see.
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on Apr 10, 2006 19:52:41 GMT -5
lalala finally(he was never very fast) reached his godmother's house and knocked on the door... "Come in!" came her voice as sweetly as ever, like nothing bad had ever happened to her.
lalala burst into the door and got stuck...obviously...and asked for assistance(which fortunately for him he readily received)and then screamed out,"The Evil Narator[/size] has taken my father!!!"
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Post by Kirke on Apr 13, 2006 21:17:10 GMT -5
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on Apr 14, 2006 9:35:26 GMT -5
"Ok....." said Boby. "Get out of my story if you're just going to post nonsense that has no place in an RPG without explaining it."
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