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Post by middleearthmouse on Dec 30, 2004 9:36:24 GMT -5
This is a story long planed in which Boby Proudfoot, since he's just a character and I'm the Powerful Narator, does every thing he's told to do (for once).
The story starts with Boby climbing Mt. Everest.
"Why?"
Because you were told to! That's why!
"Oh."
He's never asked questions before, let's hope it doesn't continue, otherwise we don't have a story... Anyway, Boby! Let go of the ledge.
"Ok. AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"<smack!>
See how this goes? Boby get's up and brushes himself of after his 2,000 foot fall and walkes away and doesn't remember a thing.
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 30, 2004 10:27:51 GMT -5
Suddenly, a strange creature skipped onscreen...it was wearing a flowered dress and singing a random tune about quaint little towns.
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Post by middleearthmouse on Dec 31, 2004 9:00:57 GMT -5
Boby looked after it in wonder. He wondered what it was and if it would play with him?
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Post by steel_lily on Dec 31, 2004 17:32:55 GMT -5
The creature was a female! And when Boby asked, she said that she would most certainly not play with him, but he was a charming young thing.
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Post by middleearthmouse on Dec 31, 2004 19:11:01 GMT -5
"Thank you and oh  ." said Boby. You're not suposed to use smilies Boby! "But I'm not old enough to do anything other than that." Boby said sadly. |
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Post by steel_lily on Jan 2, 2005 18:42:05 GMT -5
The strange and animated girl began skipping off, chirping something about tending to world hunger...
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Post by middleearthmouse on Jan 10, 2005 9:05:22 GMT -5
Boby stared after her. "World hunger...I'm glad I'm not in the world, 'cuz I like to eat. And I dont like to be hungery."
Boby, why don't you go climb the cliff a couple more times! Or jump into the ocean directly over the mariana trench.
"I can't swim!"
That's the point!
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Post by steel_lily on Jan 10, 2005 14:44:51 GMT -5
The strange and disturbing creature appeared suddenly, even though she had just walked off the other direction.
"Don't make him, mister narrator! The poor little fellow has rights too. Besides..." The creature broke into a cheesy and sappy song about her sudden adoration for Boby and the evil of narrators.
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Post by middleearthmouse on Jan 11, 2005 9:27:12 GMT -5
Stay away! Boby Is Mine! If you don't stay away, then I shall have boby attack you! Narators aren't evil.
"Yes they are!"said the female creature.
No they aren't! Just ask Boby!
"Boby?"
"It's a job!"
You see? even Boby likes his job!
"I didn't say that."
Be quiet!
"I actualy hate my job!"
I command you to be quiet!
"But I won't quit it because I need it."
That's better.
<<Editor's note:Sofia had control didn't she.>>
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Post by steel_lily on Jan 11, 2005 19:35:49 GMT -5
The strange female stood indignantly, glaring at the narrator. "Fine then," she said in her squeakish voice, "I'll just loose my gnomes on you!"
<<Reply to editor's note: no. This is a parody of the classic Disney female. Even Sofia would never sink that low.>> [/size]
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Post by middleearthmouse on Jan 14, 2005 8:20:15 GMT -5
No! not the gnomes! Boby, talk to your little friend over there and tell her not to loose her gnomes on me! Boby tried, but was not seccesful and the narator was replaced by a new and kinder narator, ME!  Boby suddenly realised that he could do more than just play with the creature, and they walked off into the sunnset and lived happily ever after. Untill... the next day when their parents scolded them for going on a solo date without first asking them. <<Ah...>> |
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Post by steel_lily on Jan 14, 2005 15:45:19 GMT -5
Ahh, but the creature was rather confused. Because as they were dancing on their solo date, some kitchen utensils came out and began singing background music....
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Post by middleearthmouse on Jan 15, 2005 15:34:05 GMT -5
The narator was confused too.
<<Editor:what are you talking about? the date's over, it's almost the next day!>>
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Post by steel_lily on Jan 15, 2005 20:40:37 GMT -5
<<It's bloody flashback!>>
The creature was vey much shamed by the scolding and proceeded to scrub the floors with a bucket of soapy water and a ridiculously small scrub-brush.
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Post by middleearthmouse on Jan 17, 2005 22:03:29 GMT -5
Boby, no the other hand, took his punishment and burnded it. Literaly. His punishment was waching the smelly incinerator and making sure it didn't burn out too soon.
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Post by steel_lily on Jan 18, 2005 16:36:31 GMT -5
As the creature scrubbed, a small flock of various animals came to keep her company and she sang with them.
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Post by middleearthmouse on Mar 31, 2005 8:52:40 GMT -5
But the "Evil Narator"(they're so cruel to me  ) got out on parole and was searching for his story. muahh Muahh!! <ehem>. 'So... Bobby, why don't you go jump off that cliff like you were supposed to?' 'Because he's mine! Stay away from him!' said the strange female creature (who let her out of the funny farm?)Suddenly the little creature plunged over the cliff! 'I'm like a cat:I always land on my feet! so this won't do you any goooooooddddd!' cried the creature as she plunged to the bottom. suddenly Bobby plunged in after her! Nnnnooooo!!!! he said you killed him...her! said Bobby as he landed on the trampline that was set up for him(universal studios would never dream of hurting one of their actors). |
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Post by steel_lily on Mar 31, 2005 13:33:26 GMT -5
There, he found the creature....crumpled in a pitiful heap. Her hair was in obviously worse condition than it had ever seen, and several bones seemed to be broken. The creature, fragile to begin with, was in a pitiable state.
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Post by middleearthmouse on Apr 4, 2005 19:02:31 GMT -5
And I thought you said you always landed on you feet!
'She did. It's her femur that's broken. She might have a slight concoshion too...(if there is such a thing as a slight con.)' said the not soooo distrought boby
'I'm not dead yet!' said the creature in a pitiful, if not pitieable voice.
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Post by steel_lily on Apr 5, 2005 18:02:58 GMT -5
She slowly staggered up, aided by several dwarves that appeared out of nowhere.
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Post by middleearthmouse on Apr 11, 2005 19:52:42 GMT -5
While the creature was taken home by the dwarves and having a wonderful time, boby learned that he was a prince and needed to marry a princes after he killed a dragon, or some fearsome beast. So he set it up so that "Princes Creature" would rule the small mining comunity on which the dwarves lived. But a whitch tricked "Princes Creature into eating a poisoned apple. But boby- Prince boby, came and kissed her back to life! And they all lived happly ever after
The End
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Epilouge after the story of boby and "Princes Creature",The Narrator settled back to running for dictatorship of Cuba. |
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." said Boby. You're not suposed to use smilies Boby! "But I'm not old enough to do anything other than that." Boby said sadly. 
) got out on parole and was searching for his story. muahh Muahh!! <ehem>. 'So... Bobby, why don't you go jump off that cliff like you were supposed to?'