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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Dec 30, 2004 22:37:29 GMT -5
steel_lily and I came up with this.... Yes, we have muchly too much time on our hands. Plans for World Distribution Viggo Mortensen gets anything he wants. Anything.Miranda Otto is just Queen of Everything. Elijah Wood gets taken out and shot. Liv Tyler gets handed over to Sauron for a long, slow, drawn-out death. Peter Jackson gets New Zealand. David Wentham gets Australia. Orlando Bloom gets the French. But without France. Fran Walsh gets Madagascar. Christopher Lee gets any one untaken country of his choice. Bernard Hill gets the U.S. Sean Bean gets South Africa. John Noble gets either Norway or Sweden. Sean Astin gets Italy. Billy Boyd gets Scotland, Ireland, and the U.K. Dominic Monaghan gets Germany. John Rhys-Davies gets China. Phillippa Boyens gets Kenya. Ian Mckellen gets Russia. Andy Serkis gets Brazil. Hugo Weaving gets Iceland. Craig Parker gets Greenland.
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Post by middleearthmouse on Jan 6, 2005 19:41:05 GMT -5
Here, Here!
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Post by steel_lily on Jan 7, 2005 17:24:58 GMT -5
Just as a side note, the "Anything" in Viggo Mortensen's piece includes people as well.
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Post by Jareth on Feb 24, 2005 4:34:43 GMT -5
Can I shoot Elija please?  |
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Post by steel_lily on Feb 26, 2005 19:07:26 GMT -5
Only if you get to him first.
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Post by Jareth on Mar 1, 2005 17:23:24 GMT -5
heh heh, oh, I will......  |
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Post by steel_lily on Mar 2, 2005 8:34:27 GMT -5
But it is my personal pleasure to see Liv Tyler tortured forever in cruelest fashion. My blessed job! So....sorry, but you can't do that!  |
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Post by Jareth on Mar 2, 2005 14:47:44 GMT -5
I don't want to torture Liv, I'd much rather watch. Here's the plan, I'll set up video cameras on all sides, and I'll watch in a room filled with tvs. |
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Post by steel_lily on Mar 3, 2005 13:32:49 GMT -5
Sweet. I haven't even entirely planned out what to do to her yet. Probably make her film a beautiful scene for an entire day with some ugly schmuk, then see how much she talks about the dress!
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Post by Jareth on Mar 4, 2005 18:32:47 GMT -5
OOH, Yay!!! ;D can't wait to watch it on my view screens!
~Blader
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Mar 6, 2005 9:46:05 GMT -5
My, my. That shall definitely be interesting..... |
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Post by rose_in_misery on Mar 9, 2005 15:33:47 GMT -5
SHOOT ELIJAH WOOD?!?!?! *gasps in horror* Whyever would you want to do that? I mean, Liv, I totally understand... but Elijah, well... I thought he did a rather good job. Don't shoot him!!! Just hand him over to me, and I'll hang him from my ceiling in a cage along with Brad Pitt and Jeremy Sumpter...   Hey, is "whyever" a word? |
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Post by steel_lily on Mar 10, 2005 8:31:18 GMT -5
In here it is.
Wow, rose.....I thought you had good taste......until just now. Elijah Wood? Really? All he did was whine and make Frodo look like an annoying pansy. And Brad Pitt is not nearly as hott as everyone says.
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Post by rose_in_misery on Mar 10, 2005 15:22:19 GMT -5
I respect your opinion. (although you're WRONG!!) ;D
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Post by soldieroftruth on Mar 10, 2005 15:39:44 GMT -5
I agree with everyone else... Elijah Wood?! But why?! And I too would love to watch Liv Tyler be tortured.
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Mar 10, 2005 17:16:42 GMT -5
I respect your opinion. (although you're WRONG!!) ;D And you, also, have a right to your wrong opinion. |
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Post by rose_in_misery on Mar 12, 2005 22:13:46 GMT -5
hey... |
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Mar 13, 2005 13:56:35 GMT -5
I couldn't resist. I guess I'm just evil like that.... |
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Post by Swaffles on Mar 13, 2005 19:39:48 GMT -5
I thought liv did a great job in the movie (besides kissing viggo and all) but it would be fun to see steel_lily tourture her for understandable reasons. lol i personally would love to see elijah tourtured he's not a great actor especially for getting to play the part of frodo.
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Post by rose_in_misery on Mar 14, 2005 0:04:31 GMT -5
Welcome, Swaffles to the Wrong Club!!! It's nice to see another member.
Elijah Wood is not a bad actor.
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Post by steel_lily on Mar 14, 2005 8:37:41 GMT -5
You're right! He does a wonderful job of acting like a whiny pain! As for acting like Frodo.....he's not quite to that level yet.
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Post by Mouche8 on Mar 14, 2005 16:35:43 GMT -5
Hmph. Poor Orlando  My opinion--Do whatever you want to Liv, but it wasn't Elijah fault! He didn't design the movie character, just did as he was told, (even though the movies did have him be an annoying, whiny little hobbit). Plus, he's got great eyes! ;D |
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Post by steel_lily on Mar 14, 2005 18:19:33 GMT -5
People don't look at other people because of eyes. well...oh...shut up!
It WAS his fault.
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Mar 14, 2005 21:23:15 GMT -5
<laughs hysterically> Ah, the Princess Bride references...
And it WAS the fault of Mr. Wood that Frodo was such a whiner.
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Post by steel_lily on Mar 16, 2005 17:04:28 GMT -5
I concur. Muchly.
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Mar 17, 2005 17:31:25 GMT -5
Quite muchly.
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Post by steel_lily on Mar 19, 2005 14:00:33 GMT -5
Rather muchly.
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Post by rose_in_misery on Mar 20, 2005 21:46:24 GMT -5
YAY!!! Another believer!! Anway, if we're going to lynch anybody it ought to be PJ. TO THE BETRAYER!!!
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Post by steel_lily on Mar 21, 2005 13:57:06 GMT -5
He,actually, did a great job. He fit a lot more of the book into the movies than is usually safe for a director, and stayed true to the general line.
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Post by rose_in_misery on Mar 26, 2005 17:50:20 GMT -5
Excuse me while I go out side and scream. |
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