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Post by Kirke on Jun 29, 2005 15:59:55 GMT -5
"Duct Tape! A glorious invention, the pinnacle of mankind's technological genius. Use it to fix the International Space Station, eat it, wear it, smell it, use it to repair everything from glasses to broken links! ALL HAIL THE POWER OF THE DUCT TAPE!!!"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Jun 30, 2005 13:49:49 GMT -5
"Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce."
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Post by ElementFire on Jun 30, 2005 15:31:12 GMT -5
"What was there?" "In a word, Evil."
"There is a peace that is only found on the other side of war."
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Post by steel_lily on Jun 30, 2005 18:49:51 GMT -5
"Surrender!" "You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
"I'm not afraid anymore, because you see....you can't be dead."
"Please remove all metallic objects such as car keys or watches.." <opens trenchcoat> "Holy -----"
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Post by Middle Earth Mouse on Jul 18, 2005 19:54:54 GMT -5
'Hi! Nob! Where are you you wolly-footed slouch!'
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Post by Kirke on Aug 7, 2005 11:14:10 GMT -5
From the book that tells me all about how to live my life to the fullest, "Duct Shui":
"The best way to treat a hole in your head is to cover it in duct tape until you can get to the emergency room."
This is found right above skylight repair:
"A leaking skylight can usually be fixed with (what else?) duct tape--it's like caulk on a roll.
Prevent acorn and hail damage before it happens by taping over the entire skylight immediately after installation."
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Aug 30, 2005 18:25:23 GMT -5
"So we're going to steal that ship?" "No, no. Not steal...commandeer...commandeer. Nautical term."
"Why thank ye, Jack." "You're welcome." "Not you, we named the monkey Jack."
"You're not a eunuch, are you?"
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Post by Alameth of the Iron Fist on Oct 11, 2005 7:36:34 GMT -5
"To the pain!"
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
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Post by steel_lily on Oct 11, 2005 8:09:44 GMT -5
'It was really very strange that a woman as beautiful and slender and willow and graceful, a creature as perfectly packaged, as supremely dressed as the Countess should be hung up on teeth that way. Buttercup shrugged. People were surprisingly complicated. But now she had it all diagnosed, deduced, clear. She closed her eyes and snuggled down and got all nice and comfortable, and people don't look at other people the way the Countess looked at the farm boy because of their teeth. "Oh," Buttercup gasped, "Oh, oh dear." Now the farm boy was staring back at the Countess. He was feeding the cows and his muscles were rippling the way they always did under his tanned skin and Buttercup was standing there watching as the farm boy looked, for the first time, deep into the Countess's eyes. Buttercup jumped out of bed and began to pace her room. How could he? Oh, it was all right if he looked at her, but he wasn't looking at her, he was looking at her.'
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Post by Thenin on Mar 30, 2006 16:29:49 GMT -5
"There are three things you should never believe; weather forecasts, the canteen menu and intel."
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Post by steel_lily on Apr 5, 2006 12:09:22 GMT -5
"Miss Jean Louise, where are your britches?" "Under my dress, ma'am"
Can anyone tell me what book that's from?
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Post by st1_Emrys on Apr 6, 2006 16:02:14 GMT -5
I've not read it, but I believe that comes from the book To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
The firefly's flame Is something for which science has no name I can think of nothing eerier Than flying around with an unidentified glow on a person's posteerier.
Anyone know who wrote that one?
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Post by Kirke on Apr 13, 2006 21:10:01 GMT -5
"Your mom goes to college!"
-Kip from Napoleon Dynamite
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